joku

once helicopter, aeroplane, rocket were talking
helicopter says are yaar zindagi ye haath oopar guma gumaa kar thak gaya hoon
aeroplane says haa yaar main bhi ye haath yoon faila kar rakthe huye bahut dard detha hai
then both of them turn towards the rocket and say : tusi lucky ho
Rocket angrily says : jiski 'G' jalthi usko hi maloom hotha hai

in his pichle janam SANTHOSH goes to U.S.
at that time india was very backward
in U.S
santhosh sees the lift and says : what is this?
his friend replies : you just stand in it, it takes you to any floor you want
this is LIFT

again santhosh sees somebody talking in mobile and asks : what is he doing
his friend replies : that is CELL PHONE
you know everything in in U.S. happens via satellite now-a-days.
india is very backward

Santhosh becomes angry
goes to the square and opens all his clothes
holds his !!

His friend comes and says : what is this
SANTHOSH replies : i am f123 ing through satellite
and this is possible only in India

"THE BEST JOKE IS ALWAYS SAID ON OURSELF":

right
bye
keep smiling
take care
4 ever yourS
ANUTHOSH